A: So, you're Amish, huh?
B: Yes.
A: What brings you to Downtown Memphis?
B: We took a wrong turn. I shod your horse, though, about three weeks ago. Is she still picking her feet up with no trouble?
A: She is. So, are you going to ditch all you've ever known and star in a reality tv show on cable about you living in the standard, profane, modern world we all call home?
B: No.
A:Want a carriage ride?
B: (to himself: Really?) (to me): No.
A: Is it weird for you to walk around our society when you live so far outside of it?
B: No.
A: You ever miss zippers?
B: No.
A: Do you ever crave distraction?
B: No.
A: Do you ever crave modern conveniences and technology?
B: No.
A: Alright, then, nice talking with you. Have a good one!
B: Thanks. You as well.
Welcome to Horses In The City! I'm Karin and I have been a horse and carriage driver in Downtown Memphis for the last seven years. You can befriend me on Facebook at Horses IntheCity! I have the same posts on both sites. This blog is to talk about driving a carriage, philosophies, humor, horses, God, spirituality, my husband, my pets and a few other things.
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