There is a guy sitting at a bar and he tells the bartender he wants a Magic Beer. The bartender serves him up one and the guy drinks it down then gets up and flies around the room several times. A woman witnesses this and tells the bartender she wants a Magic Beer, too. "Hell, make it two!", she tells him. She downs both beers, goes outside, finds the tallest building, leaps off of it and SMACK, hits the ground and dies.
The bartender looks at the Magic Beer guy and says,"Y'now, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman!"
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Welcome to Horses In The City! I'm Karin and I have been a horse and carriage driver in Downtown Memphis for the last seven years. You can befriend me on Facebook at Horses IntheCity! I have the same posts on both sites. This blog is to talk about driving a carriage, philosophies, humor, horses, God, spirituality, my husband, my pets and a few other things.
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Sorry about the profanity- I tried this joke on several different audiences and it just didn't have the same effect without the A-word. Got this joke off of Facebook; it's one of my new favorite jokes!
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